TRY OUR BEAUTIFUL MAIL ORDER GIFT VOUCHERS FROM £13.00.
THROW SOMEONE YOU LOVE OFF A CLIFF
Tell people how much you love them with our provocative and disturbing products. They’re valid forever, look pretty cool on a mantlepiece, and will remind loved ones how much you really do care.
ORDER HERE AND WE’LL POST YOUR VOUCHERS WHEREVER YOU NEED THEM
Printed in stunning black and yellow (what else?) on 350gsm premium art board, these handy horrors shout 'Danger! Danger! Danger!' until they drag you to Cornwall and scare the life out of you.
Just bring a voucher to Adrenalin Quarry any day that we’re open and scare yourself silly. (Coasteering vouchers must be booked into a session at least a week in advance. Call us on 01579 308 204.)
Last orders for Christmas: 21st Dec.
Far and away our most popular gift card.
Maybe not for anyone who really is depressed.
You could get them socks or flowers instead?
Morbid? Fair play...but we believe there’s a niche for this kind of thing.
Double trouble more like.
We think you’ve got the picture by now.
TRY THESE SWING VOUCHERS ON YOUR UNSUSPECTING FRIENDS. THE GIANT SWING WILL TURN YOUR LIFE UPSIDE DOWN
These range from deliberately morbid to off-putting and provocative. Please choose carefully...the person you’re buying for is going to have a shock.
You can’t please everybody. But you can throw almost anyone off a cliff.
Popular with people buying for dads.
Fair warning, fair play, really scary.
OUR COASTEERING/BLOB SESSIONS WILL GET YOUR LOVED ONES SOAKING WET AND VERY TIRED
Open to anyone 10 years or older and able to swim 50 metres on their own. We provide all the equipment including wetsuits, boots, buoyancy aids and helmets. All you need is a towel and a sense of adventure. Coasteering vouchers must be booked into a session at least one week in advance. Call us on 01579 308 204.
Be careful, this is intense, tiring and very wet
CHECK OUT THE DEALS ON OUR FAMILY ZIP AND FAMILY SWING VOUCHERS. PAY FOR FOUR AND GET SIX GOES: SIMPLE!
Jumping off cliffs together can only be a bonding experience...Give the gift that gives you misgivings with one of our morbid and disturbing deals. Family and multiple gifts this way please.
A simple message from you to them.
Yep, nobody gets out of this one.
Suckers for punishment fully deserve this.
More, more, more, that’s all they want.
No messing here - let them know the depth of your affection.
This may well provoke a reaction. Let us know.
Don’t miss this chance to really, really surprise someone.
Enough already. This is dark but lovely.
FINALLY, A VOUCHER FOR ANGRY PEOPLE: AXE THROWING.
Nobody needs to throw axes. There are no life lessons to be learned here. On the upside it does tick a lot of boxes. There’s the enticing, off-kilter blur as the axe spins to the target. Then payday: the, lethal, irreversible thump of metal on stump as the blade bites and you nail another bad guy. It’s inexcusable, senseless violence and makes a perfect gift.